Ask yourself this before getting married

So why are you getting married? Does your future spouse know the reason? 

I want you to seriously think about this. Why? And for my readers who are already married, ask, why did you get married? Has your answer changed? 

I talk to pets all the time who are deeply dissatisfied with their marriages, usually the sexual aspect, which is of course my specialty. But I’d argue that the sexual aspect is just a facet of the larger emotional aspect, which is the bedrock of a successful partnership. 

Six Years of Smut

In early 2017 I'd taken my first pet, which was a wonderful experience. I discovered I loved pegging men and that I was pretty good at it. But what I liked even better was telling my pet how he was going to submit to me and how much he was going to love doing it. Which of course, he did.